Firing squad

Posted by A.

Shoshana asked, and I will answer. If I were up against a firing squad, what would my last wish be? It would be: “I wish their guns weren’t loaded.”
BTW, what kind of firing squad are we talking about here? Is it a firing squad in the traditional sense or a couple people from the HR department looking to downsize the company? Oh wait, same difference. WTF?!?!